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Climb the Ladder.
Survive the Grind.

The ultimate corporate survival simulator. Manage stress, answer emails, and dodge layoffs in a dystopian office environment.

4.9/5 Employee Satisfaction*
*(Based on mandatory non-anonymous surveys)
Gameplay: Idle Profits Gameplay: Bad Meeting Gameplay: Get Rich Gameplay: Shop Gameplay: Burnout

MANDATORY_MODULES

Our proprietary retention algorithms ensure you never want to leave. Or can't leave. It's the same thing.

Stonks Market

Invest your hard-earned salary in volatile markets. Buy high, sell low, just like a pro.

Zoom Doom

Survive endless video calls. Nod convincingly, fake smile, and mute at your own risk.

Caffeine & Burnout

Manage your sanity. Drink coffee to stay awake, but don't crash before the deadline.

Employee Reviews

"I haven't seen my family in weeks, but my virtual stock portfolio is up 200%. Best job ever."

- Employee #4291

"The HR department is actually a recursive AI loop. It's terrifyingly efficient."

- VP of Sales

"Finally, a game that understands the soul-crushing reality of a 9-to-5. 10/10 would grind again."

- Sr. Intern